From Nico's Nihilistic Principles of Relationships
#9: Your crush is comely and acceptable. So is my pet fish.

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I'll dress me up in daggers and hold you tight like a lover would.

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I have to go... I have to go.

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Eat your slice of wonder bread and come back to bed... and never get up again.

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Samson came to my bed and told me that my hair was red... told me I was beautiful, he came into my bed.

WTF, my hair isn't frikkin red!

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*babble* *babble* *stab* *stab* *grin*

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I'm a very happy little girl. Skipping on prairies, picking roses, putting them in my basket, and wiping my bloody fingers with my skirt.

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I'm a very happy girl.